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Sasuke

Some kid in the Naruto series who wanted to kill his brother for killing his clan so he went to suck orochimarus cock to get power then killed him then killed his brother then joined the akatsuki then killed a pre-hokage then tried destroying konoha
Sakura: Sasgay where are you going?
Sasuke: To suck some snake dick
by amarze October 17, 2020
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hottest character in naruto. is also a little fruity.
Sasuke is so hot omg
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1. The act of being an idiot.

2. Bullshit.

3. Character in an anime show (Naruto) who is too busy brooding to be logical about anything. (If he could think well at all, or if he had any emotion, he would not kill his brother, nor attempt to kill his best friend.)
1, 2, and 3: That is just a bunch of Sasuke!!
by CrimsonLawliet September 24, 2009
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A whiny, emo, masochistic, uke manwhore who would rather get raped by his big brother than kill him, thus providing entertainment for people who enjoying reading fanfiction about how Sasuke gets raped by Itachi and self harms.
by Enma Ai August 25, 2006
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Person 1:hey man wtf
Person 2:what's wrong
Person 1:your being a total sasuke
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A former ninja of team 7, which consisted of Hatake Kakashi, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto. Unless confirmed by Mr. Masashi Kishimoto, you cannot exactly call Sasuke an Uke, a faggot or a wimp without getting the facts. I guess Sasuke is pretty emo, but then again his whole family was killed by his own brother sooo.. you can't really blame him. Sasuke has haters and fangirls/fanboys but you don't have to flame him. You might as well chop off Kishimoto's metaphorical testicles and tell him he doesn't know how to create a good-enough anime show. People have different perspectives about Sasuke but please remember, he is a DRAWING and nothing more. Solely made for entertainment. Goddamn.
Sasuke Hater: Oh durrr Sasuke sucks Orochimaru's balls dur durrrr durr.. I'm totally forgetting the fact that Sasuke is a fictional character and he can't even hear me talking about him but I'm going to do it anyways durrrrrrrrr.

Sasuke fangirl: Durr I love Sasuke so much he is so HOT durrrrrr. I think I'm going to make a fanfiction about Sasuke and Naruto coming onto each other lol durrrr. Oh I'm going to dress up as Sasuke at the cosplay convention durrrr.

True Anime Fan: Why can't you people just shut up and watch the goddamn anime? I don't care about Sasuke, I'm just watching it to find out what happens to Naruto. Please be quiet and let me watch my anime in peace, sankyuu.

Don't diss Kishimoto's creations you douchebags.
by Nintendo_Avenged May 23, 2009
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person 1: who is your favorite naruto character?
person 2: definitely not sasuke. he’s a little pissbaby who copied kurapikas brand
by s1nj1ns bu55y October 13, 2020
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