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Sandy Vagina

When a chick goes to the beach and after a long day; there is sand found in the genitals region.
Debra went to the beach and came home and took a shower. There was sand all in the shower from that sandy vagina
by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019
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Sandy Vagina-itis-otis

When a person acts like he (or she) has sand in their Tight
7 year old Vagina.
This disorder is common among those who are easily pissed off, or who are generally beleive that they are too tough to handle.
The disorder is triggered by a smart remark, which makes the vagina itch, and become scaly. After time, the vagina is rubbed dry by the sand and the carrier is really really pissed off, and has a cry. QQ.
If irritation persists, HARDEN THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Sandy Vagina-itis-otis:

Cool dude: Youre shit

FAG: No im not

Cool dude: yep youre shit

FAG: OMFG MY FUCKEN PUSSY!!!
by Organdonator October 24, 2007
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sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.
Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."
by Tim K. July 29, 2008
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sandy vagina

A person who is bitchy for no particular reason.
Man we really need to get that sand out of Stuarts vagina

Stuarts vagina is really sandy today

Has Stuart been to the beach lately because hes got a real sandy vagina today
by Ryan,Christian July 4, 2008
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sandy vagitis

the condition of having too much sand in ones vagina. (this sometimes results in gritty or course intercorse) This is usually caused by a woman swimming naked at the beach.
you better wash that out..... youve got a case of sandy vagitis
by dr spock January 13, 2008
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S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy

The Sandy Vag Trophy is given to your buddy/buddies who are acting like little bitches. They are the ones who refuse to drink as much as you or come up with excuses not to drink or have a good time with you and the rest of your pals. Tell them to get the sand out of their pussies and give them the S.V.T.!!!
Dude, you definitely get the S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy (more commonly referred to the SVT) for last night! you barely drank any and you passed out 5 hours before everybody else, you little bitch! Next time power wash the sand from your vag and be a man!
by Eazy-E 47 XLVII February 8, 2010
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sandy vagina

male pms, bitchy, or just being a dick for no reason.
My friend Dan has been acting wierd, i think he's got a sandy vagina
by juice0530 August 6, 2008
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