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true metal. if you hate them, and like korn, opeth, or any other fucking nu-metal band, you are not a metal head and should die a slow, painful death.
Black Sabbath, by Black Sabbath.

What is this that stands before me
Figure in black which points at me
Turn 'round quick and start to run
Find out I'm the chosen one
Oh, no

Big black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh, God--please help me
Oh, no--no

Child cries out for its mother
Mother screaming in the fire
Satan points at me again
Opens the door to push me in
Oh, no
Oh, God

Is it the end my friend
Satan's coming 'round the bend
People running 'cause they're scared
You people better go and beware
No, no
Please, God, no
by black_sabbath1 June 11, 2006
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Vaginal sabbath

When your girl is having her period and does not wish to have sex.
Man: hey babe, let's make sex."
Woman: "aw, wish I could but it's the vaginal sabbath."
by Pastor Vagenius July 7, 2016
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Mathematical Sabbath

One day in a week when you abstain from any mathematical activity—no preparing, no problem solving or posing, no marking—to give the left part of your brain a day off, while inviting the right part to take over.
Your mathematical sabbath could prove to be the most productive day of the week, as you let your logical mind recover and reenergize from a hectic week.
by Numerati August 16, 2023
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Sabbath Boner

The resulting boner one gets from the pure excitement of hearing about the upcoming 2012 Black Sabbath reunion.
Matthew had such a Sabbath boner after hearing of Black Sabbath's upcoming reunion that he could in no way concentrate on work. Or sit down properly.
by Woo Yeah Nester November 17, 2011
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sabbath

Short form of "Black Sabbath", a pioneering Heavy Metal band of the early seventies notable for such memorable beer commercial tunes as Paranoid. "Sabbath" destructed and reconstituted numerous times over the length of its life, and still exists as a name in music today, albeit only Tony Iomis considerable talent remian the only core force in the band.
"I dropped acid and listened to sabbath at 72 rpm's man"

"Oh yeah, what happened"

"I saw God man"

"Kool"
by Friedrich Nietzsche January 20, 2004
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Black Sabbath

The best band ever, no question about it. Except the Dio/Hughes/Gillian/Martin years. OZZY RULES!!
1337H4x0r5:8|4(|< |5 6/-\'/ (Black Sabbath is gay)
SymptomOfTheUniverse: Be right back.
*several minutes later*
1337H4x0r5 has signed off.
*returns*
SymptomOfTheUniverse:Hehe at least now he won't be able to type or even speak for a LONG time.
by Te3nAgeRFRoMMaRs March 25, 2007
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Download Sabbath

The day on which you give in to your computer's non-stop reminders and install lots of updates at once. No work may be done on the computer on this day, hence it being a "Sabbath."
Boss: Can you type up a letter to the client before the end of the day?
Employee: No can do, chief. I still have 23 critical updates for Windows to install.
Boss: Ah, it's Download Sabbath. I see.
by IdiNaHui October 30, 2013
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