Friend :Yo Xander, did you bang that soccer mom?
Xander: I did, albeit begrudgingly.
Friend: She was assuredly a S.M.I.B.B., then.
Xander: Oh crap dude you're right
Xander: I did, albeit begrudgingly.
Friend: She was assuredly a S.M.I.B.B., then.
Xander: Oh crap dude you're right
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Get the S.M.I.B.B. mug.BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday
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Get the B.O.M.B.S mug.Althea "Hey John Angus really made me realise that I'm B.O.M.B.S again "
JOHN"Woah...you need to calm down "there
JOHN"Woah...you need to calm down "there
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Get the B.O.M.B.S mug."Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
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