S.I.M.P.

Sudden Interest in the Male Protagonist; a sudden realization that all female characters inside an animated series or american live-action film where characters suddenly and irreversibly show an unexplained attraction to the main male character, though people beyond the fourth wall can tell there shouldn't be any romantic chemistry between the two. Examples of this can be found in any harem anime or action movie
Female: I'll never fall in love, my own ambition to be independent and awesome shall never be changed!!!
Male protagonist: *shows up and does average stuff to look slightly cool*
Female: OMG I'm useless now and need the help to save me!!!
Audience watching: OMG they just ruined her with a case of S.I.M.P.
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Guy: Is He a S.I.M.P?

You: Yes he is a S.I.M.P, he's a super intense minecraft player.
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Bro Hugh do be a S.I.M.P liking tweets about relationships
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Dude 1: Bro there squirrels in my pants
Dude 2 No way how does it feel

Dude 3(The dumb friend): Dude a didn’t know you simp over squirrels in your pants. Do they bite?
Dude 2: S.I.M.P.
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I have this pathetic simp paying my Bill's and white knighting me no matter how bad I treat him. As long as I wink and talk in a cute voice while I say pay up bitch...I'll never have to work.

Gotta keep his s.i.m.p. wrist weak
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S.I.M.P stands for “squirrels in my pants” and is a song from Phineas & Ferb that some street musicians rap when Candace got squirrels in her pants.
Tony: Look at Whitney, she got S.I.M.P!
Andrew: Yeah, that must be uncomfortable
by TheLittleGoose November 09, 2020
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