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Ronald McDonald

The most horrifying person i've ever met.

Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.

For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.

I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.

Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.

Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).

With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!
The girl who was victim of getting molested by Ronald McDonald was traumatized for years.

She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).
by Nangko January 6, 2012
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A bigger clown than any other from any circus in history, Ronald McDonald Trump is a huge(pronounced youuge by his truly)racist, misogynist, lying, pussy grabbing, stupid faced, tax evading, wall building, alternative facting oompah loompah looking douche!! A bar set too high for any aspiring future clowns, unless of course you want to be funny and make people happy, than just drop the Trump and be Ronald McDonald!
What do Ronald McDonald Trump, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Bin Laden have in common.... EVERYTHING!!!
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Ronald McDonalded

When a deluxe cheeseburger enters the rectum by force.
Yo Corey Kennedy, you better stfu before you get Ronald McDonalded.
by demeluis October 5, 2011
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Ronald McDonald

Where you have oral sex (eat out) a girl while she is on her period.
Dude, I totally gave that chick a Ronald McDonald last night.oralsexeatoutperiod
by xxdiexalonexx March 5, 2010
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Ronald McDonald

When a man performs oral sex on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow. The tip of the man's nose and the area around his mouth becomes covered with blood; thus resembling the face paint of famed clown Ronald McDonald.
"My girls on the rag, but I ended up giving her the Ronald McDonald."
by wrong is write December 19, 2009
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when preforming oral sexon a female that is on her period your face ends up looking like ronald mcdonald's big red smile.
I went down on my old lady when the bloody buddie was in town, and came up looking like i had a Ronald McDonald smile..
by bones6266 September 29, 2006
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