homophobiaphobia

A phobia of homophobia. This affects mostly but not limited to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or LGBT activists. It is exemplified when a person freaks out and accuses another person of being a homophobe. It can be followed by a lecture by the homophobiaphobic about how the alleged homophobe should be open minded.

Longinus: Hey Phil want to go shopping with me?

Phil: No thanks, I don't want to do that

Longinus: WHY?! STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC WE CAN HANG OUT AND JUST BE FRIENDS YA KNOW

Phil: Chill out - I just don't like shopping...someone's got homophobiaphobia

by cocoabuter July 22, 2012

rosmaphobia

Fear that Walruses (Odobenus Rosmarus) are sercretly infiltrating the United States government, media, and entertainment industries; and stealing U.S. Secrets. Many who suffer from this condition also believe that Walruses have built an advanced industrial civilization in unexplored areas of the continent of Antarctica; and possess an economic market backing a currency far superior to the U.S. Dollar.

A prime example of Rosmaphobia is the widespread believe that U.S. president William H. Taft was a Walrus. Other famous figures popularly speculated to be Walruses include television Host Jaime Hyneman, and controversial film director Michael Moore.

by Walruusophage23434 May 20, 2010

Momophobia

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be

Why do I have such momophobia around her.

by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

fomophobia

When you have been tricked into buying cryptocurrencies that are on the rise, only to lose most of your investment. You now have fomophobia!

"Jan has fomophobia after she lost $10,000 investing in Syscoin. But that's only because she sold - if she held, she would have $100,000 of profit today!"

by cryptosupremo October 17, 2017

Robophobic

1 - The hated of robots / Kii-bo

2 - A word to make Kii-bo hate you forever. Ya know, unless you aren't robophobic.

IS THAT A ROBOPHOBIC REMARK?!
DO NOT MOCK ME!!!!

by Robophobic December 20, 2020

homophobia

the fear of homo sapiens, scientific name of 'human'

Josh: "I think I have homophobia.."
Sam: "You hate LGBTQ+?"
Josh: "What? No, I just hate homo sapiens."

by Watchdog April 5, 2022

homophobian

a homosexual who is also a homophobe

Jhonny:honey i love you
Steve :ew you queer suck my cock
jhonny:Damn steve y u such a homophobian

by Klayton Deisman -Wilson July 27, 2006