rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)

1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

rock-paper-scissors

The only way to settle a dispute before resorting to violence.

Dude: "Shotgun!"
Buddy: "Challenge!"
Both: "One two three.."
Buddy: "Fuckin hell!"
Dude: "Hahaha, you're sittin' bitch"

by Big Tim November 14, 2003

rock paper scissors

A world famous game for little children. Sometimes people play it with rock, paper, scissor, gun, spider, etc...

ROCK PAPER SCISSOR SHOOT. Fuck your rock beats my ant.

by monty_sucks May 16, 2005

Rock Paper Scissors

slang term for hand job. To "play" rock paper scissors is to give someone a handjob.

"what did you do last night?" "I played rock paper scissors with someone"

by Tea Queen Tease January 1, 2006

Rock Paper Scissors

A rock band in Louisiana that is friggin awesome.

Rock Paper Scissors is freaking awesome.

by aaron culpepper May 2, 2005

Rock Paper Scissors

A very good, local(Monroe,Louisiana), rock band. They just finished recording a cd and hopefully you will hear of them!

We want to go the coffee shop to the Rock Paper Scissors Play.

by Aaron Culpepper May 2, 2005

Rock Paper Scissors

A technique Goku uses in the anime Dragon Ball.

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The rock paper scissors technique, the user shouts "Jan Ken", then a name corresponding to the attack: "Gu", equals rock and will be a strong punch. "Chyoki", equals scissors and will be a poke in the eyes. "Pa", equals paper and will be an open palm strike. In censored dubs of Dragon Ball, the scissor part is cut.

by o_o <(...) April 27, 2013