reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.

Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.

by telephone man August 30, 2010

reptile mode

Being so trashed that you change species and can only maintain homeostasis, like a reptile.

That girl over there is so trashed she's in reptile mode

"I'm a reptile"

by bison boy September 2, 2018

Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke

Riemke gave me reptile dysfunction

by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020

ReptileShadow

A godly MC player

My friend is such a ReptileShadow

by Rusty Wheeler February 11, 2021

Recticle

A common misspelling of the word 'Reticle'. Recticle is an optic one uses to look out their own ass (or up someone else's).

I was sneaking around using my recticle to spy on unsuspecting people from my plumbers crack.

Jimmy, did you use my spy recticle?

A recticle is an ass camera, a Reticle is a set of fine lines inside an eyepiece, mounted on a camera or a rifle.

by Recticle Expert February 22, 2011

reptile pussy

the pussy of a reptile. may or may not include scales or decorative designs. beautiful from inside and out. scaley, but the best ever experience. known to be sharp so make sure to wear chapstick before going down.

Wow. My reptile pussy is throbbing so hard to the beat of the drums.

by reptile pussy queen April 26, 2021

resticles

Scooby Doo’s testicles

raggy? rehre are my resticles?

by resticlemaster69 March 20, 2022