Reet

Short for the word retard. A massive idiot.

Stop being a reet mate.

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Reet

A slang word for retarded.

Dude, don’t be a reet!!!

by Real redboss May 29, 2018

Reet

Similar to 'tard'--an abbreviation used for 'retard' but in a more jovial than malicious sense.

Can be coupled with certain nouns to enhance the adjective such as Reet Bomb, Reet City, Reetdiculous. The phrase Reet Storm can be used to describe a show of emotion from a Reet.

by haoolj April 11, 2005

Reet

A sound you make while you're getting fucked in the ass

Ohhhhhh yeaaaaa REET!

by Julia Williams-McCullough February 17, 2017

Reet

Commonly used by Americans in the Pacific Northwest. It’s when you are metaphorically fucked in the ass. Also used as reet bomb, reet storm.

#1: “Dude my LA teacher handed me a reet. I got a 53.”

#2: “Shit man. You are in a total reet storm.”

by ReetGod123 August 10, 2018

Reet

Combination of Yeet and Ree.

"Fucken' reet" - retarded 12 year old.

by Fuckengays April 3, 2019

reet then

northern slang for 'ok'

person1 "im going about 3"

person2 "reet then"

by Pocalik May 22, 2004