The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.
The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'
Symptoms:
An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive
Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire
The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'
Symptoms:
An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive
Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire
Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs
"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."
"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"
"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."
"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"
"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."
"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."
"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."
"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"
"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."
"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"
"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."
"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."
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John: Dude, I just saw pictures of Barbara Streisand and totally lost my boner. Then I looked up pictures of Cheryl Cole just to get it up again!
Dave: Yeah, I've had that. That's called a reerection!
Dave: Yeah, I've had that. That's called a reerection!
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by Bobbie Fincannon May 16, 2018
Get the retrac mug.The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.
This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
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