Red Neck

one who does such things as drink beer at a funeral, bathes in a car wash, leaves it up to the U.S. Male service to deliver letters, pees on themselves while floating down the river, or gets their nipple bit off by a beaver.(person 1-Ma sure looks good in that coffin. *sips beer*
person 2-That ain't Ma *sips beer*
person 3-Yeah it is, they just shaved off her mustache. *sips beer*)

larry the cable guy, ron white, jeff foxworthy...

by Sluj October 25, 2004

red neck

1. One who spells their first name with more than one hyphen.
2. A stepped down, fast multiplying genetic mutation of a hillbilly who can live anywhere. Especially partial to inhabit northern Idaho.

Billy-Bob-Joe-Tom James-Dickerson-Fred is a red neck.
You might be a red neck if your family tree has no branches.

by M. Anst September 26, 2005

red neck

usually a fat white cracka that is usually dumb as hell and just drinks beer. he usually fucks his sisters, cousins, etc. Hates Gays, Black, latino people And anyone else that isn't an inbred.

What do you think of When you think of fuckin your sister?

Dude are you a "red neck"?

by lol Eriq February 23, 2009

red-necks

1.A person who spends so much time outside their neck turns red.
2.A person who watches "Blue Collar Tv and Comedy Tour" and uses the jokes on it with his budwiser drinking buddies.
3.Some one who spends his money on his tractor and truck or beer.

Jeff Foxworthy, Half my relatives, Litter Trailer Parks across our fine country's southern area

by NaTeDoGG November 11, 2004

Red Neck

A white-guy that is sipping moonshine, while playing a banjo, as he re-loads a double barrel 12-gauge shot gun, as he rides his beat up John Deere tractor that is pulling a mobile home with his wife/cousin and his daughter/niece are making Chicken-Fried-Bacon with Budweiser batter and Jack Daniels gravy and his five-year old son watches a NASCAR race.

That red neck was so drunk and I was scared to be in the same state as him.

by thatoneguyfromvegas October 7, 2010

Red Neck

If You can read this you are probably not a Red Neck. If you have a computer you are probably not a Red Neck. The strongest supporters of "ignorance is bliss". Usually loves Nascar and John Deer.

you are not an example of a Red Neck.

by Hamiltore October 29, 2010

red neck

An intelligent white male, usually from the South with an IQ higher than most other races. They are characterized by: Clean living, Manners, intelligence, proud of there heritage, morals.

synonym: gentleman, smart, republican

antonym: Nigger, KKK, Neo-Nazi, Pinko-Commie

That red neck over there is very polite, well dressed, and intelligent.

by Flying Rebel Flag May 7, 2006