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norwood reaper

The "norwood reaper" knocks at your door when you start to lose hair to take you to the "norwood cemetery".

The word norwood refers to the Hamilton–Norwood scale which is used to classify the stages of male pattern baldness.

Originally used at lookism.net and similar sites like looksmax.me the term eventually gained more popularity when it got introduced to the misc.
A: I'm losing hair in the shower and it looks like my hairline starts to receed. I'm just 18?!
B: Norwood reaper takes all - looks like it's over.
by norwoodreaper November 16, 2019
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reaper reminder

What you get the morning after tangling with a Carolina Reaper pepper, the burning sensation of taking the dump to get it out of your body.
Ted really went after it when he ordered 10 Carolina Reaper chicken wings last night. He powered through 6 and then tapped out, though he took the remaining four to-go and finished them later in the eve. The next morning he got the early morning reaper reminder and remained skittish about his PMBM that was coming later that day. The whole experience gave new meaning to heat seat.
by the comand'r February 4, 2021
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getting your ass reamed

getting your ass reamed to be harshly reprimanded or criticized for doing wrong or supposed wrong doing to be made an asshat and feel embarrassed
getting your ass reamed for coming into work late is not a good feeling you get made an asshat and feel embarrassed in the end when its all over
by bluebear January 2, 2020
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Manga Readers

Manga reader: hey you’re an anime only?
Anime only : yea why?
Manga reader : Spoils the entire next season.
Manga readers uniting to spoil a show for someone
by Giyuu.Simp January 21, 2021
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Reader's Block

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.
Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.
by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009
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reader's accent

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books
Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.
by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012
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gn reader

gender-neutral reader in fanfic. author uses they/them pronouns for y/n so all genders are included
title: broken bow
pairing: bucky barnes x gn reader
by Actor_Ava March 15, 2021
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