The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie

The worst song on the face of the planet. It's a brand new low for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

*The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie comes on the radio*

Person A: I hate this shit!

Person B: Damn, this just made me puke.

Person A: Turn it off, turn it off!

by mcnigget01 July 17, 2011

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irish rain dance

An Irish rain dance is what happens when you're getting head and your partner proceeds to throw up on your penis.

Dude, i was getting head from my girlfriend the other day and she totally Irish rain danced me

by juicebox-enfuego March 30, 2012

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Performing random actions in hopes of meeting a lover's or spouse's unspoken expectations. If you ask, "What's wrong?" and your lover/spouse says "Nothing," a rain dance is often more productive than further conversation.

'Hey, is your wife speaking to you yet?" "Oh yeah, I did a two day rain dance over the weekend, cleaned up the attic and the yard and the trailer, one of them must have been what she wanted 'cause I got laid Sunday night."

by Norm de Plume May 22, 2018

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African Rain Dance

The act of a woman pouring hot chocolate into her mouth then having a guy dip his balls into the hot chocolate. The woman then gargles the hot chocolate while the testicles are still in there. The initial heat from the hot chocolate causes the man to jump or bounce on his feet a little causing the illusion of a rain dance.

The African Rain Dance my wife gave me last night would've been better if she gargled a little harder.

by Axelthered11 December 9, 2017

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Nebraska Rain Dance

When someone pops the cap off of a relatives ashes, Mixes it with semen and tars it onto their body like a ritual paint, Lights themself on fire and dances til they die.

What a shame, Saw Ron just finished his Nebraska Rain dance.

by BenAids June 1, 2018

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