by tealight May 21, 2006
Get the quash mug.A state of complete drunkenness; a more fervent form of wasted. It is often succeeded by a number on a 1-10 scale to
indicate the level of said quastedness.
History: It is derived from a series of typos which turned the statement "I am wasted!" into "I am qasted9" - the exclamation point was turned into a 9 during intoxication as a result of inordinate usage of the iphone touchpad keyboard. As a result, a 1-10 scale proceeds the word to indicate the level of drunkenness; 9 being anything short of being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisioning. Over time, "qasted" was adapted to "quasted" to better conform to standard English rules.
indicate the level of said quastedness.
History: It is derived from a series of typos which turned the statement "I am wasted!" into "I am qasted9" - the exclamation point was turned into a 9 during intoxication as a result of inordinate usage of the iphone touchpad keyboard. As a result, a 1-10 scale proceeds the word to indicate the level of drunkenness; 9 being anything short of being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisioning. Over time, "qasted" was adapted to "quasted" to better conform to standard English rules.
Example 1: After chugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo, the man found himself locked in
a bathroom spewing projectile vomit on all four walls while clutching his cell phone in hand proudly texting his friend "I am quasted9" before completely blacking out.
Example 2:
Guy 1: You had sex with another dude last night? How drunk were you?
Guy 2: I was about quasted6, maybe quasted7.
Guy1: I'd have to be at least quasted9 to fuck another dude.
a bathroom spewing projectile vomit on all four walls while clutching his cell phone in hand proudly texting his friend "I am quasted9" before completely blacking out.
Example 2:
Guy 1: You had sex with another dude last night? How drunk were you?
Guy 2: I was about quasted6, maybe quasted7.
Guy1: I'd have to be at least quasted9 to fuck another dude.
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A name given to a person of great mystery. Quashon is stubborn, indecisive, and viewed as childish at times. However Quashon can be loving, loyal, and goal oriented. Quashon is a combination name and usually shortened as Shon.
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by Beauty is her name 💁 December 29, 2016
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Get the Quashie mug.Synonymous to Inebriated. When a individual, especially underaged, becomes excessively intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol; namely beer, liquor or mixed drinks.
by Ellie Colley May 21, 2005
Get the quasted mug.Person: Hey dude. I just bought you some dog food for your dog.
Other Person: What the hell!? You know don't have a dog. Why would you buy me this?!
Person: Just thought you would like it.
Other Person(mutters): Damn quashmonkey.
Other Person: What the hell!? You know don't have a dog. Why would you buy me this?!
Person: Just thought you would like it.
Other Person(mutters): Damn quashmonkey.
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