Doggin the pumpkin

Performing anal sex on an overly fake tanned female.

Dude, I totally spent last night doggin the pumpkin I met at the shore.

by xX007_gUiDo_69Xx July 26, 2012

Dump the Pumpkin

When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.

Bob: How was work yesterday?
John: Awful. I had to dump the pumpkin twice.

by WmClarke November 3, 2018

The Double Pumpkin

An act in straight/gay intercourse in which two large men alternately pound the rectum of a small-framed woman/man, usually leaving the receiver with a red, swollen sphincter. The enlarged asshole resembles a gourd, giving it the apt title of a "pumpkin."

In this rare case, the damage is doubled, hence the name.

Julie approaches Barbara with a limp, nursing her ravaged body.

Julie: Last night Steve and Craig came over and jammed my bum tenfold.

Barbara: Ah, got The Double Pumpkin, eh?

Julie: Total double pumpkin action.

by Vance Covelton November 7, 2009

dirty-pumpkin

The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.

1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.

2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.

3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.

by Snakeshit May 22, 2008

dust your pumpkin

Doing a line off of somebody's ass

Dust your pumpkin I.e. Ass snortin

by Godawful October 31, 2013

dick pumpkin

when someone puts thers dick in a pumpkin and then smashes the pumpkin with a sledgehammer

dude that guy likes the dick pumpkin

by diwhxbsjxjf May 9, 2019

Diggin' For pumpkin

When one, usually a fat ass, has an itch in the ass crack (or a weggie) and proceed to stick their whole hand down their pants to itch and remove debris from their sweaty cack. The lint and remaining materials in the ass crack that are removed can be referred to as 'the pumpkin'.

Wow I can't believe that bitch is diggin' for pumpkin like that on the beach. That's nasty.

by GoNads2 January 12, 2011