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"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"
"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."
"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"
"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
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by SadCandy56 January 25, 2019
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Only used in frat initiations.
Only used in frat initiations.
Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.
by buckeyeoh September 16, 2019
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by HOT PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT May 22, 2023
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by poopybootycoolyfooly June 11, 2025
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by Whomperbell November 19, 2020
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