The Best Presidents, and the Worst

1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:

46. Donald J. Trump

The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president

(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!

by TrumpIsATramp December 2, 2020

Hole of Presidents

A Disney World attraction with all the Presidents’ assholes on display.

Glad I went solo to the park today without the family. Gonna get me some hot Grover Cleveland ass at the Hole of Presidents.

by Flexo Rodriguez August 10, 2021

the presidents of the united states of the united states of america

perhaps on of the greatest bands to ever play.

The presidents of the united states of the united states of america are a great bans!

by JOHNSON September 18, 2003

Dead Presidents

A complex sex move involving 2 well timed donkey punches and excessive ejaculation. After having intercourse, pull out and ejaculate all over your partner's face. Then give them 2 donkey punches, one in each eye. If successful, your partner should have a white face and 2 black eyes, like the thieves in the movie "Dead Presidents"

Daniel Radcliffe gave Joe Jonas a Dead Presidents, Daniel is not in jail getting flaming Dragons from his cellmate Bubba. And liking it.

by bradmcmil April 14, 2009

Dead presidents

Another word for money used in america

You got any dead presidents ill suck yo dick suger for 7

by Pum pum 208 July 30, 2018

Dead Presidents

Much like how ‘Benjamins’ is slang for 100 dollar bills, Dead presidents are a street term for cash/money. The term was created by Rakim back in the 80s and publicized by Nas’ ‘The World is Yours’ back in ‘94 and Jay Z’s ‘Dead Presidents II’ in ‘96.

“I’m out for dead presidents to represent me” - (Nas, The World is Yours - Illmatic)

by Ali the Lady Killa March 13, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 26, 2025