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bar presence 

(1) The ability to attract the attention of a busy bar tender in a crowded bar.
(2) The ability to forcibly and persuasively make your point.
Mary has awesome bar presence. She can walk into a crowded bar on a Friday afternoon and get her drinks order in a couple of minutes. Fred, on the other hand will stand a t the bar all night and be invisible to the bar tender. He has no bar presence.
bar presence by DougTheDog April 13, 2023
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loneliness in the presence of company 

when you're around others, yet you can't seem to feel like you are

you feel the same as you did when you were lying in your bed, unable to move from the overwhelming sense of loneliness

when you're with your friends and they might ask why you're so quiet, they ask "are you ok?"
you smile and say yeah :) I'm great...

you don't know what's wrong with you and you wish you could make it stop, but it seems impossible

you wish all those people around you could help but the ringing is too loud, and you can't ask for help

meanwhile, you're wishing with all your heart that you could feel like you're not alone
ethan jewell has a great album called loneliness in the presence of company.

Omni-Presence 

The greatest garage band ever

Keith-Guitar
David-Drums
Tom-Bass
Zak(zach)-guitar Vocals
la la la we are the omni-presence and we are the ones who care.....

omni-presence the state of bwing everwhere at all times
Omni-Presence by Disa January 12, 2004

Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.
"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"
Christmas Presence by KessBlack February 3, 2012

presence 

I was also angry at you
because you do not acknowledge my presence
presence by Krkič June 11, 2019

presence e-mail 

sending work e-mails in the middle of the night or after calling out sick to update your boss of projects or issues that you've been working on.
Did you see that presence e-mail from Bill? He sent out an e-mail at 2:30 AM stating that he's still sick and has been working with our ISP on that Internet issue.
presence e-mail by Ophelia Bush October 27, 2009

omni presence 

the greatest garage band of all time...keith-guitar, tom-bass,david-drums,vocals
omni-presence is the state of being everywhere at the same time
omni presence by z-dog December 22, 2003