Portuguese Breakfast Club 

The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt

Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.

Portuguese Breakfast Club by Leetalyzer October 8, 2008

portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)

My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.

portugeese breakfast by kz424 January 13, 2008

Portugesse Breakfeast

The sexual act of making an omelet in your sexual partners anus. And then eating it out of their anus.

I had a Portugesse breakfeast this morning with my girlfriend, really wished she wiped...

Portugesse Breakfeast by KingBooBerry October 23, 2011

portuguese breakfast

putting an fried egg on the vagina or the dick and the partner licks it off

im going to give her a portuguese breakfast

portuguese breakfast by M rol January 13, 2008

Portuguese Breakfast

To pour Egg-Beaters (trademarked)onto a vagina and procede to beat it with a flyswatter.

After i gave her a portuguese breakfast i quit my job at denny's

Portuguese Breakfast by robert wadkins December 19, 2006

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

When a woman gives a man head in the morning after a night of sex.

We went at it all night and in the morning she wanted more so I served up a little portuguese breakfast.

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST by kevin mcshane December 28, 2005

Portuguese Breakfast

The process of taking a shit on a womans chest

Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast

Portuguese Breakfast by dobberdaw May 21, 2009