Poopsticks

Clarinets and/or clarinet players. A name most often used by trumpet players in the marching band to describe such an inferior instrument.

Band director: CLARINETS! CHECK YOUR DRILL SHEETS! ONE MORE TIME
Trumpets: Dammit, Poopsticks! Stupid poopsticks...

by OnABoatTUMB April 23, 2010

poopsticker

n. - someone or something, that when hit with poop it sticks.

my poopsticker of a job sucks ass." or, "that poopsticker cock blocked me at the party

by shea time June 24, 2010

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

by jjakaka March 18, 2014

Poopstick Blowjob

When you shit halfway out of your ass while your partner performs fellatio on the log.

Mindy gave me a poopstick blowjob and then she had to go to the hospital.

by TheOozinator May 16, 2010

Poopstick Mama

female parent of offspring named 'Poopstick'

If you have a baby (or a doll) and its name is 'Poopstick' that makes you Poopstick mama!

by Aunt of a Poopstick's Mama April 3, 2009

Poopstick Ninja

A stealthy gay man. A man that perfers his penis in another mans butt rather than a vagina. Poopstick can also be used in replace of "gay" when something sucks or is unfair.

(John tends to go to the poopstick ninja bars a lot and says that he is just going because his friends want to. I am beginning to wonder about his sexual preference.)

(This job is poopstick! I want a different one.)

(Aw..poopstick, I burnt my toast.)

by pittwoman February 11, 2010

Poopstick

The O' Holy poop stick that was in replacement of the evil plunger. It has saved many from the clogged toilet due to China Moon, but to play big spoon little spoon for those sad nights. Once the stick has been drawn from who the fuck knows where, only the strongest shall retain the stench.

Have you fellas seen EkulReaper? "No," said the skinny Asian boy. "I bet he's taking the Poopstick out on a date tonight at the Walmart deli

by Luke Rainey Lover #283 August 16, 2019