A rolled up wad of toilet
paper or paper
towel which is placed between one's butt
cheeks in order to minimize damage to his/her underwear.
Man, I farted earlier and shit myself. Thankfully, my poopstick caught most of the blast.
These hemorrhoids are really doing a number on my poopstick. It looks
like a damn tampon.
The ol' poopstick smells
like bluefish again.
My poopstick looks
like slimer from The Ghostbusters.