Shoe Polka

When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.

Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...

by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010

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Polka Dot

Noun referring to the small genitalia of a Polish Man.

I broke up with my Polish boyfriend because he couldn't satisfy me in bed with his Polka Dot.

by Kelley Kat November 14, 2012

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Polka-Dot

Polka-Dot
1.A thong...and thats all.

OMG! Hannah and Courtney are both wearing polka-dot with a skirt, they so just pulled a Courtney!

by Haaaahannah May 18, 2005

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Polka Hardcore

A very intense form of music and/or dance created by The Corsetts they own/rock/will kick your ass if you're not cool and still try to master Polka Hardcore. Polka Hardcore is only for hardcore kids, not teeny boppers, posers, gangstas, scene/emo kids or pot heads/coke fiends. Polka Hardcore requires massive amounts of training sometimes 20 hours a day and heavy cash donations to the creators The Corsetts or else they'll own you. Ninjas are naturally Polka Hardcore masters.

"I'm giving all my money to The Corsetts because Polka Hardcore is better than having a house."

"Pfft. I'm giving up sex for Polka Hardcore because Polka Hardcore is one huge orgasm."

"I wanna be a ninja so i can Polka Hardcore."

by DivaDevin October 14, 2005

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