Pole vault cigarette - a king size heater that is so long it resembles a pole used by a pole vaulter .
by Rookie Sensation July 26, 2022
Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."
Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
by Alleigh May 22, 2008
The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.
by Daanile December 07, 2006
by Tonys June 02, 2014
When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021
by Igotlaunched May 22, 2023