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poindexter 

1. any person (usually a nerd or geek) who says useless random facts at random times (usually to random people because they have no friends)

2. a poindexter may also use his superior intellect to change a conversation into a lecture
1. poindexter1: did u kno that if each neurone in ur body was spread out, it would stretch 5 billion metres! thats long enuff 2 go around the world 5 times!

person1: erm, yeah,... thats wonderful! (fucking poindexter)

2. person2: 'i thort u sed windows 98 was faster and more efficient! with better access to the internet!'

poindexter2: it is faster, over 5 million.....

(i robbed that last part from southpark btw)
poindexter by doulikemyname? August 10, 2006
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cody poindexter 

omg hes so hot! he is really funny,sweet, nice, and ausome and hes like the best! ok....and did i metion how hot he is!
i saw cody and he was so hot that i...i dunno ya...
cody poindexter by im not saying! February 26, 2005

Poindexter shoes 

Big shoes with massive oversized heals usualy between sizes 4-11 they are so hideous only the hideously unpopular would wear them.
Usualy those who wear them wear big glasses and are wannabes that pretend to be intelligent when they don't really know a damn.
Kid trips over nerd with the oversized "poindexter shoes" he is wearing
kid- *In sarcastic tone* "hey nice shoes where did you get them from?"
Poindexter- "Uhm really gee thanks I got another pair at home if you would like a pair"
*Kids friends laugh*
Kid- "puh like I would wear them don't you understand the term sarcasm why don't you wear trainers like us dudes then people will think you are cool and won't think you are a poindexter"
Poindexter- *scratches head* "Duh sarcasm poindexter cool?"

poindexter 

a nerd or science freak who would look and act somewhat like the guy from dexters labortory.
poindexter - "jupiter has hurrricans that last twenty years, going at speeds up to 40000 miles an hour."
you - " shut up about science you poindexter this is a fucking party"
poindexter by wicked October 16, 2003

cody poindexter 

omg hes so hot! he is really funny,sweet, nice, and ausome and hes like the best!
i saw cody and he was so hot that i...i dunno
cody poindexter by uh.... February 26, 2005

Poindexter 

A gay skinny guy with a head shaped like a mushroom who only talks about gaming and says random stuff from time to time
An example of a "Poindexter" is Pee-wee Herman(with poofy hair).
Poindexter by XOClairXO April 16, 2011

poindexterish 

A person who looks or acts like Poindexter.
That nerdy guy looks poindexterish.
poindexterish by alicia_gee May 12, 2009