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Who made my son plantsexual?

Seriously who the FUCK made my son plantsexual. HOW DOES HE KNOW HES PLANTSEXUAL
Who SHOVED A CACTUS up HIS ASS and (but seriously who made my son plantsexual?)
by MinionGorl November 2, 2019
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Plantsexual

Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches
Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore
by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021
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Pantsexual

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"
"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"
by MikeJunt December 16, 2011
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Pansexual

The ability to put your hand down somebody's pants and literally like whatever you find.
I slowly slipped my hand down their pants and let out a soft gasp. I felt... an alligator. At that moment. I realized I was pansexual.
by Chimichangas-4-like July 21, 2013
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plantsexual

What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)
Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Diagonal Mario 7-8+3 July 29, 2021
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panesexual

panesexual people don't care if you're male, female, trans, gender queer, genderfluid, nonbinary, etc. they are pretty much just attracted to anyone, no matter what they're gender identity is.
hey guys i'm panesexual, and i love everyone.
by mistwave666 July 15, 2016
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pansexual

screaming and confusion because everyone is hot welp
1: "Yo, what are they doing over there?"
2: "Oh, don't worry, they are pansexual, this is completly normal."
Pansexual Person: *screams*
by fairylightsandpride October 18, 2019
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