plainy

(plur. "plainies")
Someone who eats bland, unflavored or unseasoned food.

chips with no salsa, phở with no chili/sriracha sauce, plain oatmeal, eggs with no salt/pepper/ketchup, noodles with just butter

"You don't put any sauce on your noodles? You plainy!"

by the tiger March 10, 2014

gone plaid

Reached a state of babbling incoherence, rambling random, absurd gibberish. Origin: Spaceballs

By that point, he had long since gone plaid, and had no idea what he was trying to say.

by Barbarossa1553 June 8, 2011

talking plaid

Phrase used to describe two people making small talk. Synonymous with ‘shooting the shit’.

Just a couple of ad guys, talking plaid.

by ditkastache August 14, 2011

plaid

1) The color of freedom
2) Can be worn any way and still be bad ass
3) The international flag of masculinity

Gonna wear my plaid shirt 'cause 'MURICA!

by Sheabob May 5, 2013

plaiditude

the act of wearing plaid or being plaid
also the act of loving plaid

that guys plaiditude needs to change

by andrew robertson February 9, 2008

plaid pants

what happened when preps stole the idea from the outcasts of society. Basically, Abercrombie and other preppy stores started selling them for 50$ after they were at Kohls for 10. Mostly stolen from ska kids.

Prep: Look, i got these cool plaid pants for 75$ at American Eagle!!
Kid: ... guess what loser, i've had these for 3 years before everyone and got them for 10$ at kohls.

by sk4nk4lif3 August 26, 2006

Plaid Clit

Similiar to blue balls and also known as vasocongestion.
The discomfort in females when aroused but not able to orgasm which is due to the buildup of blood, ejaculatory fluids and pressure in the vulva and pelvic region.
Easily "cured" with masturation or lessened with time.

Sometimes she took so long to orgasm from oral that her boyfriend stopped and she was left with plaid clit.

by cole September 23, 2005