Zebra Placenta

substitution slang word for 'bull shit'

"Zebra Placenta! I told him about the concert three weeks ago!"

by James Bass March 20, 2003

placenta

A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.

Placenta also known as "afterbirth"

Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?

Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?

Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?

by Bradley Pitticus May 3, 2006

Placenta

A word used to replace "plan", placenta is a word rapidly growing in popularity and has been used publicly by big names such as Justin Timberlake, Conan o' brian and Snooki.

When replacing "plan" in a situation involving a plan gone awry, "torn placenta" can be used.

Jenni " Hey Snooki, what's your placenta for tonight?"
Snooki "Get shot faced and hook up with a juicing gorilla!"

John "I'm thinking I'm going to propose the same way that my girls divorced parents did."
Paul "What a shitty, unoriginal placenta."

Jeremy "hey Caitlin, there's a tear in the placenta, I can't go out tonight."

by Snowbasin September 15, 2011

Placenta Pie

The placenta of a women is removed after deliver of a baby during the 3rd stage of delivery, approx. 2 hours after birthing the placenta, it is added to a mixture of ingredients and made into the pie of all pies

Doctor: now that you delivered the baby the placenta pie will be ready in about 3 hours to celebrate!

by Abdulah-Josh February 8, 2009

Placentanniversary

The date associated with the placenta that was removed from the womb shared by you on the day of your birth.

Green Person: I was born 22 years ago, today!

Blue Person: Happy Placentanniversary!

Green: Thanks?

by Landler656 October 11, 2013

placenta kisser

A poor broke ugly man who kisses her placenta baby breeding ass because he is trapped in a rotten boring marriage and can't afford to divorce her. More than likely he just cheats on her with the beautiful intelligent girl who is not a ugly baby breeder.

No Man I can't go anywhere tonight because I have to go clean house, go to the grocery store and do laundry because I am a placenta kisser to my ugly baby breeder who trapped me.

by Wicked Witch August 23, 2017

placenta face

A Beta male who wishes to be connected to his overbearing mother by trying to get back inside her womb, and be fed once again by the umbilical cord. (Metaphorically speaking)

Chris is such a fucking placenta face! His mom taught him how to eat pussy, herself.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022