Angry Pinnochio

(Girl Revenge) Where the girl grabs her mans dick while its hard and bends it at the middle causing massive pain; Breaking his boner.

Officer: You're under arrest for the assault of this girl.
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!

by Vurtax June 6, 2010

Hindu Pinnochio

Males testicles are placed in the eyes of female with flacid penis being over the nose. Girl bats her eyelashes arousing the penis causing an erection to grow like pinnochios nose when he lies. meanwhile the asshole is placed firmly against the forehead, leaving a symbolic brown dot between the eyes.

Nicki had a brown dot on her forehead this morning, she must have got the Hindu Pinnochio last night.

by Las Vegas Tripod March 29, 2011

Australian Pinocchio

"Pinocchio down under"

A term used to describe a man's erection, or boner.

I was sitting on his lap, when Australian Pinocchio woke up from his nap.

by ShyChey September 15, 2010

Dirty Pinnochio

When an individual of the male gender is having his testicles orally gratified from the rear, said individual spreads the cheeks of their buttocks and thrusts themselves backwards, thus plunging the unfortunate recipient's nose into their gaping rectum; the rarity of the circumstances wherein a Dirty Pinnochio can be performed make this maneuver all the more impressive.

"Billy asked me to suck his balls from behind last night, and before I knew it, he gave me a Dirty Pinnochio."

by Suburban Assassin July 16, 2006

pinnochio

Fake person or people, whether it be Man or Woman

1.I hate pinnochios. They wanna smile in your face, but as soon as you leave they talk mad shit.

2. Person 1. "Oh look here comes Amber."

Person 2. "I don't associate with her, she's a pinnochio."

by RCPTHANEMESIS December 30, 2009

Pinocchio burn

a burn or cut on the penis from rapid masterbation

if pinocchio masterbates he will cause a fire from wood on wood which is called a pinocchio burn

by ilovemarryanne August 9, 2006

Pinocchio Beef

It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"

The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.

After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.

by I am not Dan October 9, 2008