Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
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White picket fence

It represents the beautiful middle-class suburban life
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Bne picket

likes cock and balls, espicially cock while he is on the bench pumping out some bad boyys.
that guy has a pin like ben picket
by Ben Picket December 06, 2003
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picket line

a truly awesome band out of the sacto area. it consists of four talented guys, striving for a new face in music. i know this band is going somewhere
www.picketlinemusic.com
by toothless timmy August 22, 2004
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Cross the Picket line

act leading up to getting shot or severely beatin.
let me grab my 9 mili, that asshole crossed the picket line.
by TwitChy November 13, 2003
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White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome

a state of mind where a person blindly holds on to the idea of their perfect lifestyle, regardless of the inevitable life factors that make it impossible for it to be true.

For example if your mom keeps acting as if your family is that all American "white picket fence" family from the 50s, when no one acts or thinks that way (Extreme example:your parents expecte everyone to come home and talk about their day but your brother is hooked on meth and never comes home while your sister is at her boyfriends house pretending she doesn't have a family).
by Esgaroth January 09, 2010
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White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.
She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!
by Meghan April 06, 2004
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