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Psycotherapologist

when you either don't know, don't remember, or don't care enough to explain what kind of mental health professional you will be sent to.
Nosey bastard> Hey, are you seeing anyone about your mental health? You should REALLY see someone about it! Trust me! I've never had depression and have no idea if you could ever even afford it!
Me> Oh jeez...I'm seeing a psycotherapologist this weekend. Is that good enough for you, mate?
by mhm_yeah_nah February 26, 2020
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Phacochère

A phacochère is a mounir that enjoys licking ass (especially Gary) #enforce #parforce. A phacochere enjoys eating poopoo straight from the bumbum.
Have you seen Gary le phacochère de la cité du pakistan 🇵🇰 . HUR
by Yojo ;) December 6, 2021
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psycologist

someone who believes that problems thought up by the mind can be solved by even more thinking
psycologist - "next time you are depressed i want to you stop being depressed by thinking about not being depressed"
by byyeeeeaaahhhhwat April 8, 2015
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psyconaught

a person who explores the 'outer reaches' of the human psyche through hallucinogens.
yeah, jim's a psyconaught; haven't seen him in a while. . .
by dave December 12, 2003
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Physco Bitch

Somebody who will go completely crazy on somebody for simply no reason, many times. Also a nick-name for a person who acts that way.
Larissa calm down, stop hitting me, and yelling at me, your in Physco Bitch mode again.
by NckZ August 13, 2011
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zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine

zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine (pronounced: zoly ex fen eh tree doe deck icks ocks y dofico de zez ine) is a semi-illegal drug manufactured in the rural outscourts of Yellowknife of the Northwestern Terretories of Canada. Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine (from here on out I'll call it just "The Z") is a over the counter drug that relieves stress. It does this by actually nuetralizing (a.k.a. killing) all the cells in your body that are bitching at you to give them attention. Since there are no more bitching cells in your body after you take "The Z", you have no stress. Unfortunetly, naturally bitchy people will die if they take the Z. Therefore it has been banished from the United States. Numerous accounts have been given of it being sold illegaly around the states. It is rumored that the creator of the Z was a Californian resident who died suddenly of a tumor brought on by natural causes. In his dying week he went to Yellowknife and passed on his secret formula to a hotel owner in the area. The rest from there is history.

*Disclaimer* Do not take zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine with an excess of alcohol (unless you know you're going to die anyway. it that is the case, who gives a shit what you drink?), fanta, lemonade mixed with perrier, or a non-alcoholic bloody mary . Do not drive, walk, or move within 3 hours before or after taking the Z. Do not operate machinery while taking Z, and make sure to be supervised by someone under the age of 16 while you take this medication. If you feel stomach cramps, muscle spasms, minor heart failure, and generally feel like shit, then its working. If side-affects last more than 24 hours, either contact a doctor or get really, really drunk. Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine is not for women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant, and is also not for men with ED, because the big Z would kick Viagra's ass. The big Z is not responcible for any death's related to the drug. The Z is taken in either capsule, powder, liquid, or intravenous form. We prefer powder because it makes your nose tingle (and perhaps fall off altogether). We hope you enjoy our product!
Boy: I took zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine and now I feel fucked up, like shit, and I want to puke.
Mom: Aww, sweety, at least you're not stressed!
Boy: I guess you're right, mom!

Together: Thanks, Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine!
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phsyco

There is no example. "phsyco" doesn't exist.
by 15th grammar nazi. August 23, 2008
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