Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.
Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: …
Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: …
Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
by Bennehftw December 05, 2022
Phan is the beautiful ship name for Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire or Mr. Hobbit Hair) and Phil Lester (AmazingPhil or Glamours assistant). Pretty much 99% of their fans ship it. It is freaking cute tho like if you have seen their videos you know how they look at each other. If I were you, and you didn't have any clue what this is, I would run. It is a dark, dark, dark, place filled with flower crowns and memes. It is too late for me, but not for you........
by twentyonephansatmypityparty April 23, 2017
by Iamafart February 07, 2017
by Ari Wolf Reyes January 12, 2016
1. (verb) the act of danisnotonfire and amazing phil possibly dating
2. (adj.) a person who doesn't shame people for who they are and cares about danisnotonfire and/or amazing phil
2. (adj.) a person who doesn't shame people for who they are and cares about danisnotonfire and/or amazing phil
by JackTheDarkHorse March 17, 2017
by joop August 16, 2019
Its the ship name for two British boys. Daniel Howell and Phil Lester. They had a radio show together in 2016 but before that Dan was a fan of Phil on youtube. Phil gave dan his address and Dan showed up in 2009. They're now best friends. Some people ship them together as they sometimes give off the gay vibe and it would be really cute if they were together (No pressure of course). Their fandom is called the phandom.
John: "Hey have you heard of Phan?"
Smith: "Nah. Whats that?"
John: "Its the ship name of two guys Dan and Phil"
Smith: "Nah. Whats that?"
John: "Its the ship name of two guys Dan and Phil"
by TheDestinyCheesecake August 09, 2018