PETArds

A member of the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Some fucking PETArds just stole my steak.

by Beefchoker January 11, 2008

petarded

A slang commonly used by those who observe the misuse or "rushing" of units known as petards in Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings.

That was so damn petarded!

by Massive Johnson Esquire February 23, 2003

petard

A combination between a penis and a retard.

That kid with the big head is such a petard.

by Steven September 16, 2003

petard

This is what causes males (typically 13-19) to draw dicks whenever they get the chance to.

You know those dicks drawn in sharpie in the public bathroom? Well thats just another petard.

by ROFL-CAKE December 2, 2010

spliffany petard

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.

Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.

by jedi marf October 19, 2013

petaracity

any incident in which Prunil acts like a dumbass. It is commonly used in references to ice luges, dry ice, Heaven and Hell parties, and all around faggotry.

"o no don't worry about it. i looked into it the other day. its
$120 w/ shipping. it would also come in handy for petaracity
(sp?). we could use it for the cocktail and then store it in
the awesome new fridge..."

by GayBrah January 11, 2009

Petard

The combination of someone with the name Petard, and also happens to be a retard, hence resulting in the term: Petard.

"I can't believe he just did that, what a fucking Petard."

by SnG. April 4, 2010