a phrase used to describe the supposed "guru" of entrepreneurship who's made a "significant" contribution to the tech and cosmetic industries. Known for his "innovative and creative ideas," a "Sven Patzer" may make young entrepreneurs feel better about themselves by allowing them to believe that they too could be "successful." However, it's important to note that most of the "innovations" he's known for are just the same old concepts with a different marketing strategy. So, a "Sven Patzer" is really just a fancy term for someone who's good at selling stuff.
I heard that Joe is trying to be the next Sven Patzer, but all he does is post motivational quotes on Instagram and makes bad PowerPoint presentations.
by Hype Jengis April 9, 2023
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Matt: Did you see how beautiful Paulette looked yesterday?
Dylan: Yesterday? She always looks gorgeous!
Dylan: Yesterday? She always looks gorgeous!
by dudeyouknowme December 2, 2010
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Seth: She’s smoking hot! I have to have her
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This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS
guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?
by Jim Shorts IV March 24, 2009
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I almost crapped my pants this morning. I had to make a hard pause in the hall on the way to the bathroom and another right in front of the toilet.
by jpblackout March 5, 2014
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