Patriotism 

Right after 9/11, almost everyone in the US all of a sudden loved America. They were wearing flag shirts, hats, the flag itself, flag painted cars and trucks (more trucks than anything). On July 4 before 911, these people would put put their flag on their door, front yard or whatever and the day after, take it down. But boy, right after 911, they were spouting "fuck those arabs, I'm American", keeping that flag up 24/7. It really is sad because the people who all of a sudden became this patriotic after 911 should have been patriotic all along. Patriotism was being practiced by people who never really gave a shit before. They are also the ones who believe that everything that happened on 911 was all done by a terrorist group thousand of miles away.

911 believer: My flag is so cool, this is real patriotism. I got my flag car, and all the other bullshit poser patriotic stuff to show I'm down with the US.

Patriotism by Beerian February 20, 2008

Patriotism 

wearing a speedo with a flag of your country on it

person 1: look at that guy, hes really fat!
person 2: yeah but at least hes for patriotism

Patriotism by theguywhoistheguy August 28, 2013

Patriotism 

wearing a speedo with a flag of your country on it

person 1: look at that guy, hes really fat!
person 2: yeah but at least hes for patriotism

Patriotism by starsofjars August 28, 2013

Patriotism 

1. Someone who merely loves his/her country and believes it is ultimately a force of good despite what others may think.

2. A term conservatives identify with enough to be able to tolerate incessant liberal whining.

3. A term many liberals will whine about.

4. A term conservatives will abuse, thus pissing off liberals causing them to whine more.

Far-left hippie ideological douchebag nutcase: I hate my country, it is a force of evil. I am not a patriot. Fuck America. Fuck Capatilism. Fuck patriotism.

Typical liberal: I love my country but believe it is seriously flawed and a major problem in the world.

Typical conservative: I love my country and believe it is ultimtely a force of good in the world.

Far-right facist psychopath: I love my country so much that other countries should do as we say or die.

Patriotism by UziSuicide101 September 14, 2009

patriotism 

having pride in your country's leaders and not questioning every decision that they make like liberal bastards

Flying your flag high is true patriotism.

patriotism by the real patriot January 28, 2009

Patriotism 

When a female's(works only with Caucasian) boobs are tied till they turn blue, and then the female receives a shotgun pussy.

Can also be called Communism in regards to red and "black all over"

Yeah apparently he gave her some patriotism, but hey he's single again right?

Patriotism by EddieIsAMasochisticCat March 21, 2011

patriotism 

Patriotism is the anomaly where one is such a fangirl/boy, that they look past all wrong caused by their idol and love them no matter what. These people call themselves patriots so they are not called stupid for their unhealthy obsession with the person or country. You can find many such people online who will constantly harass someone who says anything remotely bad about their idol. This usually results in the “patriots” threatening the other person with death threats. (Trump “patriots”)

smart man: why is Donald Trump so insensitive to the world. It's just not right.
Patriot/Trump Supporter: What the frick dude, Ima gonna come to you house and destroy u. (patriotism in it's finest)

patriotism by HyperactiveUnicorn January 4, 2018