The tightest people on earth....they kick ass in soccer...and smoke weed while doing it...were rich n hott....persians are the shit...big tities and round asses...
persian 4 life
persian 4 life
Dude 1 "Dude, i need a hott girl"
Dude 2 "Dude, get a persians...their hott n rich n hott"
Dude 1 "yee"
Dude 2 "Dude, get a persians...their hott n rich n hott"
Dude 1 "yee"
by Persian hastam digeh August 20, 2006
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by NobbyFensker August 5, 2009
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Damn, my dick is itchin' after last night and I don't have time for the free clinic.
Sounds like someone needs a parisian carwash.
Sounds like someone needs a parisian carwash.
by freeclinic January 17, 2019
Get the parisian carwash mug.This maneuver is often performed in crowded bars. The passer touches a person to let them know he needs to get through but allows his hand to linger longer than necessary. Often used as a subtle way to flirt.
Girl 1: I don't think he's interested in you.
Girl 2: But he just gave me a Parisian pass on his way to the bar...
Girl 1: Looks like you've found your guy for the night!
Girl 2: But he just gave me a Parisian pass on his way to the bar...
Girl 1: Looks like you've found your guy for the night!
by alfredokid June 21, 2014
Get the Parisian pass mug.a lost group...we have a lot of heritage, but for some reason, have a lost sense of SELF. We think we're the shit, but being insecure on the matter we mask our fear by being materialistic and dismissive of anything that may expose the truth.
as opposed to real persians
as opposed to real persians
Too much hairspray and hairgel
too much cologne and perfume
extravagent clothes
only brandenames will do
too much emphasis on external appearances
no understanding of self...
too much cologne and perfume
extravagent clothes
only brandenames will do
too much emphasis on external appearances
no understanding of self...
by borobebeenam February 19, 2005
Get the snobby persians mug.Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract
Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.
Concerned parent:Oh dear God!
Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.
Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?
Doctor: Actually, yes.
Concerned parent:Oh dear God!
Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.
Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?
Doctor: Actually, yes.
by boogaling December 28, 2012
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A Parisian hot dog is when there is an excess of seminal fluid discharged.
A Parisian hot dog is when there is an excess of seminal fluid discharged.
I was at the urinal and some guy totally tried to Parisian hot dog me!
We Parisian hot dogged after. It was so tender.
I was with this guy and I swear it was like a Parisian hot dog!
We Parisian hot dogged after. It was so tender.
I was with this guy and I swear it was like a Parisian hot dog!
by Jtoad June 26, 2012
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