to lounge about and sleep in a slinky, sensual, catlike manner, particularly after masturbation, and, favorably, followed by a cigarette.
by poogesaurus June 27, 2018
Get the parisian cat nap mug.Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first
by Nageat July 13, 2015
Get the parisian stand off mug.When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.
Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.
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You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".
Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.
by LeBlancBoy November 9, 2021
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Jimmy grabbed the bottle of champagne, shook it with all his might. This bottle was ready to pop! The cork was popped and up it went!! Jimmy loved the feeling of the Parisian Popper
by anonymous May 30, 2025
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