Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008
Get the Papa John Surprisemug. by The_real_papa_John January 28, 2022
Get the The Papa John’s Wordmug. by lrallis May 27, 2016
Get the Big Papa Johnmug. by The_real_papa_John January 28, 2022
Get the The papa Johns wordmug. One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.
by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009
Get the Papa John's Spectacularmug. by assassin of the arts March 6, 2019
Get the Papa John’s Pizzamug. by pandacum201 August 21, 2017
Get the papa john breadsticksmug.