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Pacific Palisades

Sure, the Palisades can be full of rich snobs... especially in the Highlands. You can find the local teens doing various things from doing drugs at 3 am in the village green to being at Pali High's football games.
One thing that gets at me are the middle schoolers who attend the games, and try to act "cool" after school at starbucks or something. They usually go to the park, woo yay fun!
There are tons of snobby rich kids.
Half the kids there are tumblr hipsters and the rest are stoners.
The amount of soccer moms in yoga pants makes you feel awkward.
Don't even consider living there.
Pacific Palisades girl 1: I'm going to hang out in the village after school, want to come?
Pacific Palisades girl 2: Sure! Can we watch the skateboarders in the park afterwards?
by go-away January 25, 2013
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Palisades Mall

Officially known as the Palisades Center, the Palisades Mall is the greatest thing that ever existed in the eyes of New Jersey residents. Located in West Nyack, New York, and opened in 1998, the mall consists of four floors and an underground parking garage. They've got Macy's, Lord & Taylor, and Target. The food court offers Popeyes Chicken (which is basically drugs for Generation Z) and ChinaMax and Burger King and Wendy's (DON'T ORDER FROM THEM) and holy shit a Chick-fil-A (another Generation Z class drug) is coming. There's also a Dave & Buster's where you can legally gamble, drink, cheat, and steal tickets in order to win an overpriced Wii U.
Formerly home to Jeepers!, a Suck E Cheese's that had some amusement park rides, arcade games like DDR, and prizes including a Hamtaro plush. Yes, they had them.
The mall originally looked like a warehouse but then they tried to rival Garden State Plaza so RIP.
Fuck yeah Palisades Mall! Let's eat Popeyes and then go to Dave & Busters!
by Mamitomoe March 25, 2017
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Palisades Tahoe

The terrible name used to replace “Squaw Valley.” It traditionally refers to the walls built to keep the indigenous people out of the white invaders settlements. Now it refers to a company that was too stupid to realize their poorly chosen name will be replaced in 5-10 years again when the whole population uses google
Let’s hit Palisades Tahoe, I know the name doesn’t work but the groomers is fun and the park is lit.
by Sendy McVibes November 25, 2022
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Saint Joseph Of Palisades high school

Saint joseph of the Palisades high school was a High school located in West new York, New Jersey. The school was founded in the 1930's and served a mix of educational services. However in the near end of its final decade, the quality education was reduced as they were struggling in enrollment and accepted a series of students who were suspended from other schools making it a deplorable location until it closed in 2009.

(1) “Religious And Moral Development”: (having a theology class cover a bias view of Christianity and punishing those who would debunk its core teachings. Most students by the time they reached year 4 had some type of moral development but not in the way Bishop David Arias Perez would have wanted. Some were pulling girl’s skirts, swimming team members trying to indoctrinate some of their new members with sexual acts)
(2) “To foster awareness of Catholic identity through a specific curriculum of religious education”; The only religious education was Theology, and that was mainly lectured in the beginning by priests or nuns who lost their temper at how disrespectful and vile the students took with no regard of respect to their teacher and students. The course which was repetitive for 4 years was useless and impractical to apply in anything realistic in academic terms since a majority never was spiritual to begin with.
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palisadian

one of the luckiest people in the world: a resident of Pacific Palisades, CA.

How to spot a palisadian:
Under 13 years: Wearing true religions, lacoste polo, blond hair, thin, carrying a Robeks smoothie
Between 13 and 18 years: If male, skateboarding with surfer-longhair. Most likely weed in the back pocket. Probably hanging on the village green, attending Pali high or marymount, loyola, harvard-westlake, or windward. If female: fresh manicure, hair blow-dry, clothes from Fred Segal, blond, beautiful.
Adult: Blond, beautiful, wearing yoga clothes, freshly done hair and nails, pushing high-end baby stroller
"Have you seen those Palisadian moms?"
"Yeah, I'm taking Nancy to prom."
by localllllllll December 27, 2007
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pacific palisades

the coolest area in pearl city . its where the even cooler kids live see pearl city definition #1
guy: hoo, you live in pearl city ah?
girl: no, i live pacific palisades
guy: daaaaaaaaamn you must be pretty dopee&rich.
by UCANTDOITLIKEMEEE February 22, 2009
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Palisades

An amazing NW DC neighborhood with one of DC's best public schools. It is a fairly wealthy neighborhood so after attending the best public elementary school kids tend to go to elite private schools such as the National Cathedral Schools. Despite this, they have a strong sense of community supported by the small family businesses and restaurants.
PALisader 1: Where should we go out to eat?
PALisader 2: I refuse to leave the Palisades.
PALisader 1: Well I have some leftover Belgian waffles from the farmer's market. And you know how good those are.
PALisader 2: mmmm...maybe we should be more adventurous and try Salt and Pepper...again?
PALisader 1: *sigh* lets just go to The Boathouse!
by XCandweknowit January 17, 2013
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