*doorbell rings*
*opens door*
ex is standing there with a teddy and old pictures of you and mascara streaming down her face.
*slams door*
god dammit she is a psycho
Me: Hey man where you been?
psycho: Joyridin' with my dad.
Me: Ya...haaaa....
psycho: Just shut it yeah or i'll gash your ears!!! Ahooheer arrr. Meh? Meh? and? sandpit..
"My name is Francis Soyer, but everbody calls me psycho. Anyone calls me Francis, and I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touchin' me or my stuff. If I catch any of you...homos...touching me or my stuff....I'll kill you.