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playground warrior 

Kids who just play playgrounds all day but are dog shit in real games.(fortnite)
Man I just keep dying to playground warriors, they’re just getting lucky.
playground warrior by Ohk... December 12, 2018

Playground Peanut 

The act of leaving a small peanut sized shit inside the baby swing at your local playground for an unfortunate soul to set their child in.
Honey, Honey don't set Kevin in that one, last time he left a Playground Peanut
Playground Peanut by AShrekle February 9, 2018

Playground mode 

a fun salty opoornunity to do it the fortnut and its perfecr for the following, Mirac to get salty, Ronnie to complain, Ali to go play overwatch, Efe to kill in 1v1s while spectating, And Gage to scream every time he dies
Playground mode by GAGESTR October 17, 2018

Playground grandma 

a grandma who hunts in playgrounds for dates.
brandi is acting like a playground grandma in this place.

playground extraction specialist 

1. Another name for a pedophile
2. A person who needs to be thrown into a woodchiper
Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper.

STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAB you fucking playground extraction specialist.

Playground Uncle 

An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.

Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.

Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.

If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.

"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
Playground Uncle by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017