noun.
pronounced Cahm-brydge
A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.
pronounced Cahm-brydge
A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.
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3. The most memorable line from the song "A Place to Stand, A Place to Grow (Ontariariario!)," which is the unofficial anthem of the Canadian province of Ontario. The song was written as the signature tune for a movie of the same name that was featured at the Expo 67 Ontario pavilion. The word has confounded Western Canadians and Non-Canadians ever since, as 99% of people outside of Ontario have no idea what it's referencing.
2. A place to grow.
3. The most memorable line from the song "A Place to Stand, A Place to Grow (Ontariariario!)," which is the unofficial anthem of the Canadian province of Ontario. The song was written as the signature tune for a movie of the same name that was featured at the Expo 67 Ontario pavilion. The word has confounded Western Canadians and Non-Canadians ever since, as 99% of people outside of Ontario have no idea what it's referencing.
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Get the Ontariariario mug.Guelph pronounced "Goowelff". The leading Canadian city for producing granola type same sex couples who like to bathe in their outdoor showers while feeding their backyard hens. Mostly gym teachers, these people graduate to careers on the city council so they can vote on how to return the city to the early 1960's. Guelph also has a large Asian community that are not allowed out of the west end. When they do manage to tunnel out, they enjoy acting tough and threaten to "stick you". Whatever the fuck that means.
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Ontario is economically and ideologically split between the populated, urban, and wealthy south and the vast reaches of the northen part of the province.
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Ontario is economically and ideologically split between the populated, urban, and wealthy south and the vast reaches of the northen part of the province.
Most people from other parts of Canada think Ontarians are arrogant wankers that would sell their own mother for a quick buck or a blow job. However, most of these criticisms come from people with small penises and no balls.
Ontario is the most important province in Canada.
I love Ontarians, they support the rest of Canada.
I hate people from Ontario because I'm a right-wing, red-neck freak from Alberta.
I love Ontarians, they support the rest of Canada.
I hate people from Ontario because I'm a right-wing, red-neck freak from Alberta.
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