microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 15, 2025

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...

A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes

by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 01, 2021

Stubbing your toe

One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

twiddling your toes

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)

girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy

by CatMakesArt January 07, 2024

ho out with your toe out

the act of trying to have sex with a lot of people

please don't ho out with your toe out tonight, I don't want you to go home with another random guy

by Fabiolivas April 16, 2010