Tool around on your face.

To pull out your penis and drag it around on someones face.

You better shut your mouth or I am going to tool around on your face.

by Tungsten82 June 7, 2011

Piss On Your Face

1. The ultimate insult. When you tell someone you piss on their face, it demeans them, makes them feel less human, and essentially tells them that you own them.

2. Requesting for someone to piss on your face makes you a whore or a bitch.

3. In "Wasting My Time" by Default replace, everytime they sing the words "Wasting My Time", replace them with "Piss On Your Face" and you instantly have the Piss On Your Face song.

Mario: Dan, your mother is a whore.
Dan: Don't make me piss on your face Mario.

by Bonez April 13, 2003

Piss On Your Face

Response when Dan's mom asked how she could improve her looks.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Hiroshima on your face

The worst possible thing that could befall a face.

man 1: I think I'm going to laugh in that rapper's face.

man 2:I wouldn't, unless you enjoy getting Hiroshima on your face.

by Knawmean June 23, 2010

Kids on your face

When a guy cums on your face

The girl is giving a guya blow job, then he cums all over your face: kids on your face

by kuujjj August 3, 2008

my place on your face

to put your pussy on someone's face- receive cunnilingus. get eaten out

Hey baby , I wanna put my place on your face.

Also, opposite- I wanna put my face on your place eat out someone}, give cunnlingus.

by PBG April 22, 2008

bomb on your face

Busting a fat ass load of jizz on a female’s face!

Jesse - do you want a bomb on your face? I’ve got a huge load of semen for you.

by PeteyPaplo October 9, 2020