glitter on my camel toe

Self Explanatory

Candice bailey : glitter on my camel toe glitter on my camel toe glitter on my camel toe!

by SoDope2011 April 15, 2011

Suck My Big Toe

A comeback for woman who are being picked on by men.

Billy: "Your a Bitch...!''
Rachel: "How about YOU SUCK MY BIG TOE?"

by CourtneyisAwesome September 29, 2008

ow my pinkie toe

when you get hurt anywhere other than your pinkie toe

*gets punched in the face* ow my pinkie toe

by penisksksksksk November 13, 2019

i would rather eat my own toe

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something

Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!

by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008

my nans big toe

An amazing crusty toe that likes to be cussed now and then . People would bring it up in a cuss battle

“Your lips are crusty like my nans big toe”

by Kermitdafroggy December 1, 2017

I crash my camel toe bridge

the lyrics from "I Love It" (feat. Charli XCX) "I crashed my car into the bridge." sounds an awful lot like "I crash my camel toe bridge".

The sentence "I don't care" is making everyone hear this song in their head, so people started saying "I crash my camel toe bridge".

Roger: Charlie, our fellow classmate just got into a car accident
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Roger: How can you say that?!

Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change!
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.

by Canariburger November 27, 2013

Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!

Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.

by cmb428 November 29, 2012