Jarred

A name, Usually for a male. Jarreds tend to be smart, witty, funny and sarcastic. They are fun to be around. Make great best freinds.

"Jarred scored 100% on his algebra test"

by lilfirefighter22 December 27, 2009

Jars

Another name for pints of Lager or Beer

- You fancy a couple of Jars the night?
- You rate the Jars!

by jameshunttheshunt January 28, 2009

Jar

Used mainly in the London area, meaning annoying

"That girl is such a jar"

by Strawberry Jam January 1, 2006

jar

Pint of the good stuff

"Let's go down the pub and get a few jars in."

by Ninja Steve April 29, 2004

Jarred

a man who tells his girl the most romantic and wonderful things and misses his girlfriend.

also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him

typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work

girl 1: did u talk to that jarred today?

girl 2: i sent him a text but that jarred never responded!

by roselaura January 14, 2010

Jar

Used to keep your jacking juice. Often hidden under the bed.

"Carlos! What is this!"

Uh oh, it sound like my mom found my Jacking Juice Jar.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson March 31, 2019

jarred

high on jar (dope) and cant talk

"i'm fucking jarred"

by slglsjndvlsdnvsdnvsnvlnsdlvnsl January 16, 2009