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my pants are on fire 

A simple phrase used to indicate that your pants are in a state of rapid rapid oxidization. YOu should use this phrase when your pants are combusting as you never know when you might have to tell a blind person. A blind person wouldn't under stand what
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'

meant.
I souldn't have used that match after spilling gasoline. Now my pants are on fire...... and it BURNS!!!!!!!

The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire 

Me: I just bought a bible!!1!
Friend: Lemme see!!
Me: *holds up book*
Friend: what even is this??!1!
Me: the Bible. Aka The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike
My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Set the city on fire 

Mass Appeal
A term used in rap music and modern slang meaning to excite and interest a large amount of people.
"You heard that new Jeezy track? He's finna set the city on fire with that shit my nigga!"

"That law donne set the city on fire... now a nigga can't get strapped!"

my house is on fire 

FUCK I'M ON FIRE 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT HURTS SO MUCH
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person 1: FUCK I'M ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
person 2: (calls police)