Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

Nunchucking

The art of sexual nunchuck play
When you wrap a pair of nunchucks around you cock and balls and smack ur partners ass while unconsensually fucking them and saying cowabunga

Wow you fucin me with nunchucks and ion wanna be fucked ow and you saying cowabunga you nunchucking

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella February 21, 2025

nunchucker

someone who changes their sexuality based on how they feel in the moment.

i feel like a man now but earlier i felt like a women. i think i might be a nunchucker

by coolcat2868 July 17, 2021

Nunchucker

The most gay person ever

Ew that must be a nunchucker

by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021

dirty nunchuck

When your getting your ass ate out by your gf and getting jerked off and you shit a log in her mouth and nut at the same time.

My gf was a bitch so I gave her a dirty nunchuck

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

himilayan nunchuck

When having anal sex with a girl, as her ass is up in the air and her face buried in a pillow you pull out. Upon pulling out the condom it is pinched by her asshole and pulled almost completely off, tethering your cock to her sphincter, resembling half a pair of nunchucks

Bro after I fucked Amber in the ass I tried to pull out and ended up getting a himilayan nunchuck

by Craigo’s cunt crusher October 18, 2017

Nunchucker

Someone who doesn’t know their sexuality.

I can’t tell if i like men or women, i think i’m a nunchucker

by thegoatforlife January 23, 2021