Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

Nunchucker

Someone who doesn’t know their sexuality.

I can’t tell if i like men or women, i think i’m a nunchucker

by thegoatforlife January 23, 2021

nunchucks

A euphemism for male gonads. Since nunchakus(aka nunchucks) come in pairs and hurt to get hit with, or in this case, get hit in.

He got kicked in the nunchucks!

by EliKyoshiro April 22, 2018

wii nunchuck

A dildo used for wii boxing.

I beat Matt with my long wii nunchuck.

by Pinche Beaner es Pendejo December 6, 2019

Bloke Nunchuck

When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion

The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck

by The Blokes May 24, 2020

Nunchucker

The most disgusting person ever

Ew, is that a nunchucker.

by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021

Nunchucker

The most gay person ever

Ew that must be a nunchucker

by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021