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Denver Nugget

A salacious prank intended in the same spirit as an Upper Decker in which the perpetrator uses the restroom and proceeds to wipe himself with a nearby washcloth or decorative towel in attemps to clog the toilet and leave a messy surprise for the owner.

The smaller the number of suspects at the time the Denver Nugget is done results in more props for the perpetrator. I.E. You will get more credit if you pull off a Denver Nugget in a house full of 3 people than a house full of 20 people

Props are also given if the object used to clog the toilet holds a sentimental value for the owner
"Dude, what's wrong with you?"
"Last night, someone clogged my toilet, and when I finally unclogged it, I realized it was the special towels that my grandma knitted for me when I was born!"
"Dude! Someone gave you a Denver Nugget!"
"The worst part is I was confused as to why someone would do this and whether or not I should wash the towels, or just trash them!"
"Dude, that's the point..."
by Admiral_Snackbar August 14, 2009
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Douche Nugget

noun: a person who is not quite yet a full-blown douche-bag. A douche-nugget is a person that is annoying and bothersome in his/her actions and words.
Roberto is a real Douche Nugget, he never combs his curly pube-hair head.
by Forkemon November 29, 2004
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Daisy Nugget

A very stong form of marijuana, grown and mostly sold in Swindon. The term Daisy Nugget was originally used when students at one of the schools in Swindon wanted to talk about the drug at school without having to fear their teachers overhearing. It is now frequently used in most schools and some work places across Wiltshire.
Kid 1:Do you want some Daisy Nugget?
Kid 2:Sure I do.
Teacher: I wonder what a Daisy Nugget is.
by WhiteJules July 23, 2008
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daisy nugget

daisy nugget is an extremely potent and very rare Swindon variation of marijuana plant.

it is grown in the allotments located on ocotal way adjacent to St. Joseph's Catholic College.
many of the students have been known to dabble in the art of daisy nugget.
woah that daisy nugget is phat strong, i'm glad its only found here in swindon
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duche nugget

A small lump of gold covered in shit, usually referring to a human being. (n.)
Dude 1: Your such a duche nugget!
Dude 2: Not cool, bro.
Dude 1: Your are tho, I cant help it.
by c0l0rmyveiins February 12, 2010
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dick nugget

something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.
Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
by fadsfdsfd February 2, 2008
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douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass
You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)
by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009
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