mad scientist

a scientist who invents crazy things, usually things that get beyond his scope of control, and may cause significant damage. He also may have a sick mind, or warped sense of humor.
Jamie, Matt, and Robert are mad scientists who live and work together in an old castle. Their latest invention is the six-dollar man, who did nothing but destroy their entire home, and laboratory. "Well, what do you expect for six dollars?" they said, and laughed.

The young mad scientist Kenny's new invention, Capital letter H, destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall, and leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew it would take years, to repair the significant damage to his home, and with the unhealthy economy, and Obamacare, at that.
by MadScientistTrio70 February 05, 2014
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Ballpark scientist

wannabe-scientists who deduce answers that are generally "in the ballpark" of being right
Inquiring mind: how far is the moon?
Ballpark scientist: pretty far
by ILostTheFunk November 06, 2011
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non-scientist

someone who is not an expert in science
Flattening the curve is not effective says the non-scientist.
by timlight April 23, 2020
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Facebook scientist

A person who gets all their news and information from Facebook. This person usually thinks he or she has a broad knowledge about things like global warming, conspiracy theories, illnesses etc. simply because they read about it on Facebook.
Karen gets all her information about COVID-19 and global warming from Facebook. She is a Facebook scientist.
by NibbaDibba August 08, 2020
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dumbshit scientist

I’m a dumbshit scientist
by Your dad that you never knew August 18, 2019
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Creation Scientist

An oxy-moron. (With the emphasis on the latter.)
Creation Scientist: The Big Bang Theory violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, and is therefore wrong. This proves that God created the universe.

Real Scientist: But creation by God also violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, so that theory must be wrong, too. You can't have it both ways.

Creation Scientist: (pause) Burn in Hell!
by AzISeeIt April 01, 2011
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SCP Scientist

A nerd with large buck teeth and a shitty mustache who spends all day behind a bulletproof window watching hundreds of Class-Ds being slaughtered and devoured by SCPs.

A SCP Scientist doesn’t eat food, he only drinks Soylent as a meal replacement. And they don’t have to worry about anything, because if something in the facility goes wrong, the NTF squad comes to carry them out and kiss their feet.
NTF Guard: That SCP Scientist is such a nerd

NTF Commander: All of them are

NTF Guard: Are we really supposed to rescue those nerd?
by MassiveShibe March 06, 2022
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