Nopportunity

A favor someone asks of another person that will not only be of no benefit to them but also degrades their life in some way. These favors are usually asked with a high pitched "happy to see you" sort of tone.

"Hey buddy! (Guy asking a favor teases the other guy's hair like a dog) I've got an opportunity for you! How would you like to come in on Saturday and help me untangle all the paper clips?"

"Sounds more like a Nopportunity" (full sarcasm)

by smartashley October 5, 2012

NOPNOF

Not Old Person Night Of Fun
Premeditated evening activities that consist of mundane and otherwise restful things.

I can't wait to NOPNOF tonight! I'm gonna bring the face masks and nachos.

by Mote-y February 5, 2020

Nohoesinitis

The very severe sickness of having no hoes. Side effects : violently pooping out neon green, neon red or highlighter yellow, going in and out of illusions, and randomly screaming. It can be fixed with one thing. Hoes. Yes that's correct, hoes. It is associated with Ligma.

Anonymous: Help I'm pooping highlighter yellow.
Person: "OH NO YOU HAVE Nohoesinitis

by DoodleMyBeloved but for learns December 15, 2022

NoSho

An abbreviation for North Shore, generally used to refer to the North Shore of Long Island.

Person #1: You live on Long Island, right?

Person #2: Yes, I live in Great Neck.

Person #1: Where exactly is that?

Person #2: NoSho.

by Long Islander 4 Life October 6, 2013

nochos

Having no nachos. A no-go on the nachos. Finding out that you can't have nachos.

"Oh man... nochos."
"Sorry, bro--nochos."

by tropopkins April 22, 2009

noho

short/slang for north hollywood

we were kickin it at the party in noho.

by michah napps May 16, 2006

nyphomaniac

Someone who is addicted to sex

I'm a little nyphomaniac!

by CarolineJenae September 3, 2005